Auditor’s Shower

Description

A high-standard shower with unquestionable quality. The brand is highly reliable. There’s nothing wrong with the product. It’s so good that some government agencies even paid over 500% above retail for this exact model. There might be some issues with their common sense, if any.

That’s why we’ve priced it just as they did. They now can come buy it and bring it home at the same premium they once chose to spend with your tax money.

This is what clean looks like when no one’s watching. A shower that’s passed every audit—except yours.